BEING able to keep a secret is an admirable quality, which is why most people can’t. Take our test to see if you’re a little gobshite.
What’s your definition of a secret?
A) Information that I’m not supposed to tell anyone.
B) Very exciting information that although could cause distress if it’s revealed makes for a way better night down the pub.
If someone tells you a secret what happens?
A) I feel glad that I could be someone’s trusted confidant.
B) My cheeks flush, I shout ‘YES HOT GOSS’ inside my head then say out loud ‘I won’t tell anyone’ whilst thinking of who I’m actually going to tell.
Do you tell your partner everything?
A) No.
B) Yes I have always told my partner absolutely everything with the exception of fancying people at work, down the gym and at the pub.
Can you actually keep a secret?
A) Yes
B) No I’m like Closer Magazine being edited by Lord Varys.
Mostly As: Congratulations you’re an honorable human being.
Mostly Bs: You little shit.
