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ARE special and eccentric or just an annoying idiot? Take our test to find out.

ARE you a Brexiter with no grasp on reality? Here are some solutions to the Irish border problem you’ll consider perfectly sensible.

ARE you a bigoted TV viewer outraged by the slightest hint of multiculturalism? Follow our guide to watching television without losing your shit.

CAN you just nip to the pub for a cheeky one after work, or will you get in trouble? Take our test to find out.

I NEED to make sure that as I travel the world over the next 12 months I am as ghastly as possible. Here’s my five point plan.

THE usual ranters are terrified that residents of our country may not have 'British values'. Are are you a true Brit or a feckless foreigner?

NOT experiencing enough passive aggression in your flatshare? Here are five handy tips to max out those horribly tense vibes.  

WITH so many superstitions, it can be hard to tell which ones are bollocks and which ones might cause you to die.

ALL parents have a favourite child. Are you it? Take our test to find out.

ARE you attending the Labour party conference because of your passion for politics, or is it because you are lonely and bored? Take our test to find out.