Politics

AMERICA is once again leading Britain in the Dumbshit Olympic competition to decide the most idiotic country on the f**king Earth. 

ARE you the sort of dunce who votes for arseholes like Boris Johnson and Donald Trump? Here are some questions to ask yourself before voting for them next time.

HI, I’m US president Donald Trump and I’m going to let you into a little secret - some of the things I say, I don’t really mean. Here’s how I do it.

JUST six days into Brexit, and the many positives the left-wing media aren’t telling you about are blindingly obvious. Norman Steele talks you through them.

A CONSERVATIVE MP admitted she cannot rest for the thought of poor children losing their education, just two months after voting against them being fed.

WISH you had a devil-may-care buccaneering attitude like myself, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson? Here’s how to behave inappropriately even when locking down Britain.

THE prime minister has been seen sprinting through a Christmas-decorated Heathrow after realising what he most desires in his heart of hearts is to get the f**k out of here.

ARE you a tad concerned about Brexit happening in just nine days’ time? Surely the government has it all in hand. But just in case...

BORIS? Doing a great job. Covid? Nothing to worry about. Brexit? Setting us free as a nation mate. Let me explain.

A MAN who dresses as an Edwardian grandee in an outpost of the Empire has told Unicef to stop playing at politics.