Politics

THE prime minister is planning to turn his term of office around by stage-diving into the heaving mosh pit at the Tory party conference.

YOUNG Conservative? At conference for the first time? Up for a five-day bacchanelia of sex, drugs, and chanting ‘Growth Queen’ at Liz Truss? Don’t do it alone.

THE prime minister is travelling to the so-called city of Manchester ahead of the Tory conference to see what all the fuss is about.

THE home secretary believes we should change refugee to mean ‘anyone who should have stayed in their own country and will be sent back there’.

FIREARMS officer for the Met police? Downed tools in protest at the threat of possible consequences? Favourite movie lines not quite fitting any more?

His Satanic Majesty the Lord of Lies, Ruler of the Pit of Hades and King of All Earthly Evil has announced he is stepping down as Fox chairman.

THE Conservatives’ new net zero targets are a huge hit with these people who do not exist but should:

THE prime minister’s decision to delay phasing out petrol and diesel cars is all part of a plan to utterly stamp out Tory support by 2030.

THEY make turning the UK into ‘Argentina on the Channel’ sound like a bad thing when it was brilliant. Liz Truss explains why living a life of blithe ignorance is unbeatable.

KEIR Starmer has dared put forward an immigration plan even worse than ‘All borders open, bring your murderers’. Home secretary Suella Braverman explains what he’ll do to you.