Politics

NADINE Dorries, who is standing down at the next election, believes her place in history as Boris Johnson’s non-sexual acolyte is assured.

TORY party deputy chair Lee Anderson is best known for his bullshit cooking advice for poor people. But why stop with meals when there’s so much more you can do for 30p?

RISHI Sunak is to give the big bag of Tory twats he has no choice but to work with a really good shake and see what comes out.

IN your life you’ve encountered a few people as forcefully deluded as former PM Liz Truss. These were the ones who snubbed reality.

LIZ Truss is planning to follow up being the worst prime minister in 50 years with the shittest possible political comeback, she has confirmed.

THE UK is out on its own as a major economy facing recession, and out on its own due to a choice made some years earlier. How are you pretending the two are unrelated?

MEDICAL authorities have warned that the Boris Johnson that Britain suffered from 2020-22 is not over and could yet cause immense damage.

THE Zahawi tax scandal has not affected Conservative popularity one iota because the entire country made its f**king mind up long ago.

NADHIM Zahawi has demanded that since he is sacked from the Cabinet because of his tax, he wants the £6 million back.

THE Tories have lost Rod Stewart, but does that mean it’s all over for them in the crucial 1970s soft-rocker demographic? We asked the greats.