Politics

I WRITE this with a mixture of mirth and trepidation. Mirth, as I have just read the hilarious yet informative new Daily Mail column about diet pills by Boris Johnson.

A JOURNALIST turning out inflammatory columns for a downmarket rag has woken from a dream where he was briefly prime minister.

YOUR MP, terrified of both an electorate that hates Boris Johnson and the newspapers that love him, will be hiding from a vote today. But where?

FOOTAGE released from the Conservative lockdown 2020 Christmas party was taken from an ongoing livestream, the government has confirmed.

HARRIET Harman and objective truth have had it in for me for years, and now they have wickedly conspired to accuse me of things I definitely have done.

THE privileges committee has published its report into Boris Johnson lying to the House, and believes it can see a pattern.

AS the prime minister and the last-but-one prime minister trade barbs in public, concerns are growing that the spat could escalate into diss tracks.

OH, gather ye children from their homes for a tale of woe that’ll leave you cold, a Liverpool lass treated so horrid: hear ye the ballad of Nadine Dorries.

JACOB Rees-Mogg has suddenly realised that everyone who used to protect him from the bullies has left Parliament.

THE Scottish National Party is to hold an independence referendum over its association with Nicola Sturgeon.