Politics

THE prime minister has advised Britain that whoever got them this Brexit deal ‘must have been a right cowboy’ and promised to get a better one.

ARE you a Remainer who’s been constantly told to ‘get behind’ Brexit for the last two years but has no idea what that means? Here’s how to do it.

THE Queen has warned that if she has to step in and sort out this whole Brexit mess then Britain will bloody well know about it.

‘SHOWER of twats’, ‘Mr Eurodick’, ‘useless beardy motherfucker’. Brexit has spawned a host of new profanities, but are you up-to-date with them all?

ARE you a pants-wetting Remoaner who’s worried about no-deal Brexit? Here Wetherspoons regular Normal Steele answers your questions at 10am with a pint.

A SECOND referendum will ask voters if they want everything to be brilliant from now on or if they are against that.

THERESA May has confirmed that she will take the same plan back to Brussels to ask for the same changes before the same MPs vote on it the same way. 

THE prime minister has asked the twat leaders of other parties she clearly despises to unite behind her and her Brexit deal immediately.

IT’S not just prime ministers who should never give up! Here are my tips for hanging on grimly in everyday life.

THE UK has once again thanked the DUP for ensuring Britain has a strong and stable government.