Politics

PEOPLE who bought a Brexit advent calendar have discovered it goes on forever and every door conceals an unpleasant surprise.

JEREMY Corbyn is both perfectly justified in calling Theresa May a ‘stupid woman’ and a rude dick for doing so, Britain has agreed.

THERESA May has kidnapped Michel Barnier’s cat to use as a bargaining chip in Brexit negotiations.

THERESA May believes she can get a more economical Brexit deal in the January sales, it has emerged.

THE prime minister has warned that a second referendum would 'break faith' with those members of the British public who want her executed as a traitor. 

FOR the first time Boris Johnson has realised he might not be a great statesman, but just a dickhead.

THERESA May is set to stay for at least another year, so how will you survive more of her bullshit? Follow our guide to making it as painless as possible.

THE Brexit impasse has left the prime minister looking short of options, with her deal certain to be defeated whenever a vote is held. So where should she go from here?

JACOB Rees-Mogg has screamed for his nanny after soiling himself in the House of Commons.

A HISTORIAN has confirmed that Britain ends up in a raging mess whenever we make the mistake of putting posh people in charge.