Politics

BORIS Johnson has vowed to slash taxes for Britain’s hard-pressed unicorn breeders.

MEDIA commentators are claiming my family life, in which I have a decades-long track record of badly screwing everything up and walking away unconcerned, is somehow relevant to my political ambitions.

BORIS Johnson has promised a crackdown on grasses, rats and f*cking busybodies who stick their noses where they do not belong.

BORIS Johnson's comic persona is officially past its sell-by date, experts have confirmed.

YOU’RE sitting alone, stroking a cat, plotting the destruction of Britain. But are you a member of the Conservative party or just a blameless Bond villain? Find out:

THE dead wood – women, people of colour, wets, nutters – has been whittled away. But who will be the last ever Conservative in Downing Street?

POLITICIAN? Looking to get news exposure but unwilling to answer questions? Go for a run the minute you see the cameras arrive, following these rules:

MICHAEL Gove and Rory Stewart are to stop being victims and show that big blonde bully what for, they have confirmed.

THE Conservative leadership candidates are all agreed that Britain has been completely ruined by nine years of Conservative leadership.

IS the Earth a cube? Does chutney cure herpes? Was The Phantom Menace a film-making triumph? How big a lie are you prepared to accept from our next prime minister?