Politics

TOMMY Robinson has confirmed that, while he has been banned from Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, he continues to be available in his shed.

THE UK has agreed that the fucking meerkat from those bollocks website adverts would do a better job of Brexit than Theresa May.

A SECOND Brexit referendum could leave Britain hopelessly divided in bitter, entrenched opposition, warn idiots who have noticed nothing since 2016.

THERESA May has had a classic anxiety dream in which she totally failed to do any preparation for Brexit, she has revealed.

HAVE you completely abandoned sense and reason over Brexit? Find out how you rate on the ‘Brexit thickness scale’ by seeing if you hold any of these views.

MEMBERS of the Independent Group have discovered that now they no longer have their parties to moan about they really fucking hate each other.

By former Wetherspoons customer Roy Hobbs

THE eighth Labour MP to quit for the independent group admitted she was meant to leave on Monday but it had been a big weekend.

BITTER infighting over Europe has led Conservatives to question whether it was a good idea to join a party known for being horrible to people.

JEREMY Corbyn has lined up seven marrows at his allotment, spoken to them in angry tones then smashed them with a spade, observers confirmed.