Politics

FRESH concerns have been raised over Brexit after it caused the return of Ann Widdecombe.

A WORKING class man actually believes that someone called Annunziata Rees-Mogg relates to him and has his best interests at heart.

WITH Brexit looking increasingly unlikely, how can gammons fill the gaping void in their lives? Here devoted Brexiter Roy Hobbs explains his coping strategies.

HELLO there. As a full-time resident of Ecuador for the last seven years I know it intimately. Here’s my guide to that small, but beautiful, country.

ARE you a Tory MP who thinks it’s a jolly jape to spout offensive rubbish and generally be an embarrassment? Here’s how to go about it.

HAVING secured an extra six months to sort out Brexit, Theresa May is celebrating with a big spliff and a proper rewatch of Buffy.

FACEBOOK has reminded a despondent man that three years ago, Brexit was such an unfamilar word and concept he tossed off a quick quip about it.

BORIS Johnson has confirmed that if the British people want a fascist in charge he is happy to oblige.

THERESA May has been told that a Brexit deal with Jeremy Corbyn could tear the Conservatives apart and that would be cool.

BRITONS fear Brexit and its eventual delivery will be a disjointed mess that will make the Stone Roses’ Second Coming seem good.