META boss Mark Zuckerberg, who enjoys regular sexual congress with thoroughbred horses at his Palo Alto home, has told his platforms to drop fact-checking. 

The Facebook founder, who uses both a stepladder and a suspended harness for his bestial acts, said third-party moderators were too ‘politically biased’ and it was ‘time to get back to… free expression’ before slapping a flank and plunging in.

He continued: “The Trump presidency means social media must be an arena in which there is no penalty for stating whatever invented accusation you favour. Whoa there, girl!

“We’re in a post-truth era – okay, that feels great, let’s move her up to a canter – and this change reflects that. From now on you can say whatever you like about public figures and they’ll be smiling and fine with it. Hand me the whip.

“No accusation is too base, unfounded or scurrilous for our website and I urge everyone to let loose. How much have we got from the studs for this afternoon? Five pints? I’ll down it in one.

“It’s a free speech revolution that can’t possibly have any drawbacks. And, can I add, take that you prancing little dressage slut. Mm.”

He added: “This is nothing to do with why Nick Clegg left. He was investigating the erotic possibilities of the Shetland pony which is a journey I cannot take, though I wish him well.”