Baby hippo going to be so sexy when it grows up
BABY hippo Moo Deng is cute now but is going to be smoking hot when she attains maturity, social media is agreed.
The baby pygmy hippo, who lives in a Thai zoo, has captured the hearts of millions not shy to admit they are just waiting for her to come into her full womanly inheritance and start making regular appearances on the sidebar of Mail Online.
Fan Jack Browne said: “Yeah, she’s enchanting. But when she’s fully an adult in three to four years? Watch out.
“Those incredible curves and that toothsome grin won’t be just sweet any longer. They’ll be devastating. She’ll be able to choose any man. DiCaprio will be sniffing around.
“It is unsavoury to speculate. We have got ourselves into a bit of a Charlotte Church situation here. But come on, she’s an absolute bombshell. We’ll do it like we did with Chloe Grace Moretz: look away for a few years then act surprised she’s gorgeous.
“Am I sexualising a hippo? That’s ridiculous. How can you sexualise a hippo? It’s you that’s sick in the head saying that, you freak. I just like watching clips of her and watch them all day.”
Moo Deng said: “From 2028 I will be a celebrity fragrance ambassador for Gucci. They will pay me no less than nine billion dollars.”