Last week I praised Trump as the Eternal Hero risen to lead us into glory. Let me just qualify that

6th March 2025

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist with a big list of words that rhyme with Keir

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Six sexual red flags on your dating profile obvious to everybody, with the Mash sex columnist

3rd March 2025

YOU’VE curated your dating profile to give an entirely inaccurate impression. These are the entirely accurate conclusions everyone draws in one glance: