War

THE Nobel Peace Prize has caused stroke-inducing rage from people who are an absolute joy to watch when they are angry.

"They are driving around Hill Valley like a bunch of maniacs."

BRITISH troops have assured the Taleban that the intention to kill them has been perfectly clear for a while.

PRINCE Harry will be a target for crazy Taleban good-time girls, experts have warned.

COCKNEYS will be launched from the top of a tower block if someone attacks the Olympics, it has been confirmed.

DAVID Cameron has drawn up secret plans to boost his popularity with an island-based war.

AFGHANS who lost family to a psychotic US soldier are being visited by a Predator drone programmed to comfort the bereaved.

DAVID Cameron mimed a speech on Iran to the audio of an old Tony Blair speech on the need to invade Iraq.

RADICAL Islamic cleric Abu Qatada is to overhaul British Islamo-fascism after being named as the country's  first jihad 'tsar'.