War

TRUMP has declared war with Iran all but over because he personally has moved on. We’d live in a better world if these had also been called off early for dullness.

THE coming global conflict which will devastate the world cannot settle on exactly where to begin, it has admitted.

AM I being too macho in my handling of the war with Iran? No. Here’s how I plan to make the US military not just the most powerful in the world, but also the most toxically masculine.

FRANCE is sending warships to defend the RAF base in Cyprus, an act of humiliation likely to put gammons in cardiac wards. Here’s how to cope with this naval cuckery.

THE current war in the Middle East is not going to be like the Iraq war or the Gulf war or any of those other failed wars, the world believes.

BRITAIN’S courageous fighting forces are eager to step in and defend Ukraine once the war is over and any threat of violence is gone.

ISRAEL has confirmed it took the idea of hiring Islam-hating biker gang the Infidels to run Gaza food aid from the Rolling Stones gig that ended the 60s.