War

TABLETOP gaming is popular and older men need an evening activity to keep them red-faced and angry. So why not take on small boats with the Navy as Reform intends?

THE fake news media is claiming Iran has somehow outwitted me, but they are very low-IQ people. Here's why it was a great victory, probably the greatest ever. 

THE country is locked in fevered debate between those warning Iran could launch missiles at the UK and those who have replied ‘Nah.’ Where do you stand?

TRUMP has declared war with Iran all but over because he personally has moved on. We’d live in a better world if these had also been called off early for dullness.

THE coming global conflict which will devastate the world cannot settle on exactly where to begin, it has admitted.

AM I being too macho in my handling of the war with Iran? No. Here’s how I plan to make the US military not just the most powerful in the world, but also the most toxically masculine.

FRANCE is sending warships to defend the RAF base in Cyprus, an act of humiliation likely to put gammons in cardiac wards. Here’s how to cope with this naval cuckery.