Society

ST George’s Day - it’s the most important day of the year for every Englishman and woman. But are your plans extravagant enough? Read our checklist and avoid being a traitor to your nation.

WE supposedly live in a classless society. So why then does class tension come bubbling dangerously close to the surface during the most mundane events?

BEEN invited to a wedding? These are the honest reasons you cannot be bothered to go versus what you will actually say.

SOCIAL distancing is long gone, meaning your personal space is wide open. Watch out for these people who will invade it.

A COUPLE with a huge mortgage have realised their parents will not pass on their inheritance money before they have paid it off themselves.

BRITAIN’S furiously anti-immigration voters are already enthusiastically backing Priti Patel’s Rwanda scheme. Here’s how to get Tory types and empathy-free bastards on board with such plans.

THE price of everything is going up at 1992 levels. If only rampant inflation and these other things stayed in the Nineties.

HAVE you noticed that the Daily Mail keeps using certain phrases to try and convince you they’re a real thing? Here’s some of their irritating linguistic programming.

A YOUNG couple are striving to shed their working-class roots and bring a brand new, middle-class awfulness into their lives.

PARENTS have always f**ked up but it's only now that they are part of a WhatsApp group desperate to point out their failures. Here's what you'll get wrong this week.