Society

WARM air costs money. It is not there for old people to bask luxuriously in on frivolous all-day bus journeys, with the pathetic excuse that their homes are cold and they might die.

ONCE a term your teachers fancied an easy day so hired a coach and took the class somewhere local and cheap.

WERE your teenage years a huge disappointment? These are the things you thought would make them magical which didn't ever happen.

THE UK is unknowingly celebrating the ancient pagan holiday of Beltane by having a barbecue with a few cans in the back garden.

WE all want a better world. But we must strive for it without upsetting older, wealthier, whiter people, or indeed anyone at all. Here is the sensible liberal’s guide to protest.

THE British public have become familiar with American put-downs, but do they do the job as well their British alternatives? Let’s find out.

BRITAIN is governed with the sole aim of appeasing red-faced drivers with high blood pressure, it has been confirmed.

A RETIREE is unable to rest because he is tormented by visions of homeworkers mocking him with their easy lives.

NOT one single person, from one-year-olds to 100-year-olds, enjoys the part of their birthday where everyone sings Happy Birthday, it has emerged.

KNOW a woman in the prime of life? Looking for conversation topics that will piss her off no end?