Society

METAL bowls filled with tap water have been placed on pavements outside cafes for the benefit of minimum wage workers toiling away in the heat.

A MIDDLE-CLASS family have nothing but sympathy for the plight of those poor people visiting Aldi, which they believe is a food bank.

CHILDREN do thick things, for thick reasons. Here are some of the densest excuses you used to justify your behaviour as a child.

TRYING to get somewhere? Stuck a human cosplaying as a tortoise? Survive the ordeal with these tips.

A MAN has confirmed that it is impossible for him to be a misogynist as he is related to and has lived with several women.

2022 has passed its joyful halfway point and only gets worse from now on, everyone has realised.

WOMEN never start wars, say patronising men who believe they are being complimentary. Along with these classic generalisations about the ladies.

RECKON it’s fine to park in a disabled space because you’d get a ticket for stopping right outside the gates? You could be a school run wanker. Find out here.

WANT to end a friendship by leaving a voice message? Do it in the most irritating way possible.

OUR lives are full of unspoken but universally observed rules that must never be broken. Only the wilfully lawless would dare contravene these.