Society

THE possibility of nuclear conflict in the Middle East has evoked warm fuzzy memories among those who were kids during the Cold War.

OFFICE worker Tom Logan tore off a friend's limb after getting too into character during his party-piece primate impression, it has emerged.

THE immensely popular Game of Thrones books and television series are leading thousands into the desperate squalor of fantasy addiction.

DAILY Mail experiment Liz Jones has urged men across Britain to send her their used condoms.

BRITAIN'S weird, internet bigots are flocking to the government's E-Petitions site in a bid to make parliament talk about all the things they hate.

SIMON Singh's bid to have a psychic prove her supernatural powers was turned down after it emerged she is not an idiot.

PRINCE Charles should try blocking legislation, just to see what happens, it was claimed last night.

IMPLACABLE serial killer Michael Myers has announced plans to spend Halloween relaxing with friends instead of doing his usual murders.

BRITONS are sort of assuming they'll be able to busk it through years of declining health, it has emerged.

A GROUP of anti-Church of England protestors has taken up residence in the London Stock Exchange, it has emerged.