Society

THIRTY years on, a man is wondering why he spent five years of secondary school best mates with a chronic knobhead.

TREADING the line between upper and lower middle class is a delicate act. Here are the things that will place you firmly at the bottom.  

YOUR 14-year-old is in her room, on FaceTime, telling her best friend in Florida she’s never met of your latest scandalous transgression. What is it this time?

A SOUTHERNER has been shocked to discover that not everyone from the soot-blackened, impoverished North is a dyed-in-the-wool socialist.

STRIKING? Childish I call it. Causing major disruption to millions to make a pathetic point. Why can’t they protest in a way that doesn’t affect anybody?

EVERYONE knows you can be executed by arson in the Royal Dockyards for shooting a Welshman from Chester’s walls on a Sunday. Like these laws, it was never repealed.

A 53-YEAR-OLD man is considered progressive when compared to societal norms of the 1990s, it has emerged.

IKEA is to open counselling stations on its shop floors to help couples through the trauma of buying its home furnishings, it has confirmed.

ACROSS the nation, families are waiting by their letterboxes to receive the biggest energy bills they have ever seen.

TIRED of being bad at your job in the same old predictable ways? Follow the lead of the peerlessly incompetent staff who work at the weekends.