Society

PRETEND ‘Steampunk’ weapons are less effective than fists, a fight has revealed.

PEOPLE with allotments are reeling from the news that vegetables can be bought with cash.

GRANCHILDREN have threatened to withhold their affection if elderly benefits are handed back to Iain Duncan Smith.

SITTING in front of the television getting arseholed is to be considered a legitimate weekend pursuit from now on. 

THE impressive holes in Britain's road have become a draw for foreign tourists.

BRITAIN is in danger of going soft, experts have warned.

MORE one-bedroom houses are to be built, in the form of stacked bungalows.

ONE in three people are going without basic pro-Fructinol F5 nutrients for their hair, say researchers.

NATIONAL Crack Day was a less relaxing experience than National Weed Day, it has been claimed.