Society

THE purchase of a wood burning stove means that a middle class man's life is no longer superficial.

PARENTS have been warned about audiophiles targeting young people for dull chats about hi-fi.

SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a 'vege-wife' without being labelled insane.

CHILDREN'S love of Halloween proves that they are innately evil, it has been claimed.

ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.

FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.

BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.

THE headteacher of a free school has denied it over-emphasises superpowers.

BRITONS must today face either the deadly weather or poisonous spiders.

EACH household in Britain will be given a thing to be absolutely terrified about.