Society

Woman tells sad story then has photo taken on park bench

A WOMAN has revealed her anguish, heartbreak and anger before posing on a park bench.

Train companies praised for punctuality of fare increases

RAIL fare increases have arrived bang on time yet again.

North goes into mourning

PEOPLE in the North will observe three days of mourning following the death of the founder of Pukka Pies.

Age at which it is socially acceptable to smoke cannabis raised to 52

THE social stigma against smoking pot into middle age has been officially lifted.

Home workers spend all day laughing at you

HOME workers spend up to 85 per cent of their working day laughing spitefully at anyone stupid enough to be in an office.

Twitter abusers' mums urged to throw them out

THE mothers of men behind Twitter rape threats are being urged to boot them out of the parental home where they inevitably live.

King's Cross transformed into drug-free hellhole

THE King's Cross area of London has been transformed into a ghastly business centre where drugs and dirty sex can no longer be purchased openly.

Charities told to stop being a bit weird

CHARITIES have been told to start being likeable again.