Society

BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.

THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.

REGIONS with poor phone coverage are being marketed to couples that enjoy debating trivia.

THE Archbishop of Canterbury has admitted that the Bible story of Jesus and the moneylenders is still on his 'to-do' list.

A NEW app for smartphones helps straight men and women identify gay people who are willing to be friends with them.

BRITONS have been told to stop using the words 'Royal' and 'baby', to avoid destroying them by overuse.

OFFICE worker Donna Sheridan was not joking when she discussed the royal baby’s star sign, according to her colleagues.

BRITONS have been advised to enjoy life in the final hours before a million-megaton blast of bullshit is unleashed.

DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre will 'opt-in' to web porn so that he can remain up to speed with Britain's moral decay.