Society

EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.

GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.

THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.

PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.

DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.

REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.

PARENTS have denied having a 'favourite' child, claiming to find all their offspring equally hard to tolerate.

PEOPLE who pile up old shit in their homes mostly do it just for the TV exposure.