Society

MILLIONS of consumers are regretting their actions on the brokest day of the year.

A PRE-CHRISTMAS rush on crystal meth has left dealers unable to cope with demand.

GEORGE Osborne has announced that the carrot you want will remain tantalisingly beyond your grasp for a little longer.

ALL rich people are total freaks, experts have confirmed.

BRITISH parents' desire to give all children the name Jack or Lily could have sociological repercussions, experts have warned.

BRITAIN’S school pupils are allowing Chinese children to beat them in every academic subject in order to ensure a harmonious future workplace.

ANYONE who has appeared in the media is now a national treasure, it has been confirmed.

TOM Daley’s sexuality is not a particularly big deal for society or diving, Clare Balding’s gran has confirmed.

LEADING thinkers have questioned Playboy's status as the world's most culturally relevant pornographic magazine.

ANYONE struggling to buy a house has been advised to give the whole nightmare as wide a berth as possible.