Society

BRITAIN’S currency has denounced its home country and has asked to be adopted by France.

POLICE community support officer Tom Booker has warned some kids that he can get the real police onto them.

BRITAIN'S dicks have used the 'supermoon' to excuse their awful personalities.

BRITONS have confirmed that the state can never come between them and drink.

COMPETENT builders have left their middle-class employers unable to complain extensively to friends.

PEOPLE who do not have children know more about raising them than those who do, it has been confirmed.

AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.

RACISM is different to other things that are not racism, it has been claimed.

A FAMILY that lost money on something has overdone the 'fake sad faces' in a group photograph.

HACKERS are wondering how they can profit from stealing millions of passwords to free email accounts and entertainment websites.