Society

AN A-Level student is celebrating getting the grades to go to a low-level university and do a course that will mean he can stay in bed most days.

BRITAIN’S pedants have conceded defeat over the persistent misuse of the word ‘literally’.

A CHILD has told his parents they have to buy him the whole WHSmith stationery section or he will call social services.

IT’S A-level results time again, so prepare for an onslaught of overexcited teenagers and tedious advice. Or just read this article and save yourself loads of time.

DADS have confirmed that now is the perfect time to buy a winter coat as you would probably get it cheap and the arrival of winter is inevitable.

A MAN who cannot keep his phone screen intact for more than a month has decided to get a dog.

TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.

A WOMAN has failed to appreciate how 'busy' her retired parents are.

THE act of ‘popping round’ unannounced to someone’s house is to be reclassified as a crime with the possibility of a custodial sentence.

A MOTHER is increasingly convinced her cute toddler will grow up to be an insufferable tosspot as he reaches manhood.