A TEACHER at a comprehensive is starting to doubt whether she even wants to put her dickhead pupils on a path to a brighter future.
Emma Bradford expected to inspire a lifelong love of learning in her students with inventive, unconventional lessons, but instead has found herself repeatedly telling cretins to shut up.
She said: “What I maybe forgot to factor in is that teenagers are really rather hateful.
“I sat backwards on my chair, ready to deliver an electrifying lesson where I rap the whole of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the only ones that weren’t on phones started sniggering about ‘camel-toe’.
“Frankly McDonald’s is too good for most of these thick shits. If they fail their GCSEs I’m doing society a favour.
“I don’t do inspirational now. They do the work out of the books and they keep it shut.”
Headteacher Julian Cook said: “Emma’s a great teacher now she’s stopped caring.”
