BRITAIN’S fathers have begun training for this year’s absurdly competitive Christmas Day games of Trivial Pursuit.
Across the country, fathers are watching upwards of three quiz shows a day, as well as looking at the general knowledge crossword in the paper after their wives have finished it.
Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “My eldest son is 21 so he thinks he knows some shit because he’s been to university.
“We’ll see how much he knows after I’ve had two solid weeks of reading stuff.
“Plus, I’ll probably look at the answers on the cards just to make sure.”
Logan’s wife, Jane, added: “I’ve hidden the Trivial Pursuit cards and I’ve been putting the wrong answers in the crossword.
“Game on, motherfucker.”
