STUDENTS getting exam results have been reassured that even if they did less well than hoped, the whole thing is a load of bollocks.
Senior lecturer Tom Booker said: “It all seems like a big deal, especially if you’ve got aspirational middle class parents on your case.
“But whether you get into a good university or not, you aren’t going to learn very much. It’s just as pointless as school.
“The entire sum of human knowledge is on the internet anyway, if you’re really that interested.”
Booker confirmed that the main point of getting a degree was so that potential employers do not chuck your CV straight in the bin.
“But you can always lie about that stuff, it’s not like they’re going to check.”
