Science & Technology

LEADING scientists last night rejected a new 'ethical' stem cell technique insisting it would do nothing to annoy fundamentalist Christians.

THE government is to repeal the law of gravity because quite a lot of people don't like it anymore.

SCIENTISTS have uncovered the earliest evidence of pre-historic man's attempts to persuade two women to join him in a threesome.

AN historic agreement last night brought the world one step closer to ending the insanity of having several different kinds of mobile phone charger.

EUROPEAN and American scientists are locked in a thrilling neck and neck race to discover a profoundly important particle that no-one cares about in the slightest.

SNOW is a delicate substance made of tiny ice crystals and unlikely to last forever, the Met Office claimed last night.  

EVERY home in Britain will have access to an endless stream of worthless, ill-informed opinions by 2012, under new government proposals.

SCIENTISTS have invented a three-litre electric kettle with limescale filter, single-cup facility and an eight-inch LCD screen showing boiling-hot Amsterdam horse action.

DAMAGE to a Lincolnshire wind farm turbine may not have been caused by aliens, experts claimed last night.

BRITAIN'S poor standards in maths are costing the economy a flabillion and one every year, a new report suggests.