Science & Technology

MOST people are convinced that the view from their living room is a 2D image made of pixels.

FACEBOOK was last night accused of attacking freedom of speech after it pledged to stop you calling someone a 'Nazi fucking cocksucker' because they don't like Christian Bale as Batman.

AWARD-winnning atheist Richard Dawkins was last night remaining tight-lipped on the issue of fairies, insisting he 'does not speak of such things'.

FREAK wrangler Simon Cowell may have eaten meat from one of his clones, it emerged last night.

FRIENDS of face transplant man Tom Logan last night warned that his plans for a massive sex binge may be a tad optimistic. 

EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS could already be bombarding the Earth with short bursts of self-promoting drivel, it was claimed last night.

THE discovery of a second henge at Stonehenge has led to claims that the site may have been a showroom for henges.

SEXUALLY abusing a child is as sinful as eating soup with a dessert spoon, Pope Benedict confirmed last night.

HUMANS in East Anglia may have been using tools as early as just before the Second World War, it has emerged.

THE number of OAPs discovering the internet, deciding they don't like it and then continuing to use it anyway has increased, according to new research.