Relationships

A WOMAN excitedly expecting an engagement ring on Christmas morning has not realised she will be getting a vacuum cleaner instead.

A WOMAN who has finally stood up to her errant boyfriend will shortly be luxuriating in the warm, comforting embrace of a dating app.

A WOMAN has been left seething with rage after she was rejected by a man she does not find attractive.

A WOMAN giving a man a blowjob quickly realised she was horribly out of her depth.

OBVIOUSLY your parents had sex in order to make you, but that doesn't mean they’re prolific shaggers. These are definitely the only other times they did it.

MEN have asked women what is really wrong with a ‘friends with benefits’ scenario. 

A SERIAL cheater has confirmed that significant numbers of his WhatsApps have mysteriously vanished, just like the prime minister’s.

MEN are struggling to understand why women are so disapproving of a nice, cosy ‘friends with benefits’ scenario.

A MAN who has only been with his girlfriend since January has admitted he thinks it is still too early to exchange Christmas gifts.

A DAD has given his daughter’s boyfriend his official seal of approval by taking him on a guided tour of the garage.