AN INCREDIBLY attractive couple have been called ‘self-centred’ and ‘cruel’ for failing to have relationships with ugly people.
Joe Turner and Ellie Shaw could have made two facially-challenged people very happy, but instead chose to start a relationship themselves.
The move has angered the couple’s unsightly friends and co-workers, who say it has significantly damaged their chances of them bagging a hottie by fluke.
Wayne Hayes, a co-worker of Shaw, said: “I always thought me and Ellie might end up together one day. Admittedly, I’m nearly 20 years older than her and a four out of ten on a good day – but when she was single I at least had a pathetic sliver of hope.
“Now she’s with Brad f**king Pitt it’s completely ruined that. I’m going to have to find someone who’s on the same level as me looks-wise – and frankly that’s a horrifying prospect.”
Nikki Hollis, who has been in Turner’s friend zone since university, said: “It’s an incredible privilege to have beauty. If you don’t share some of that beauty with those less fortunate you’re basically a bigot. Not going out with me is a form of racism.
“Plus they look ridiculous together. They should be in a Hollywood film or a Chanel advert, not walking around Tesco or eating dough balls at a Pizza Express. If they’d each chosen an ug it would have balanced some of that out.”
Turner and Shaw were approached for comment but were too busy having a special kind of sex only very attractive people know about.
