A MAN and woman who began salsa dancing to meet a new partner have fallen deeply in love over what bullshit salsa dancing is.
Tom Booker and Carolyn Ryan bonded during their first lesson when Booker whispered ‘I fucking hate this bollocks’ into her ear while they danced.
She said: “When the lights went up at the end of the session we were catching each others’ eye and mouthing ‘Wankers’ at the other students.
“And in the bar afterwards we sat apart from everyone else, because they were all twats, and talked for hours about how salsa’s no better than bloody ballroom dancing but everyone’s bought into this idea that it’s cool.
“He asked me out for a non-salsa evening the next night, which is exactly the kind of thing I love to do, and well, it went on from there. With actual sex. Not bullshit pretend-sexy salsa.”
Booker said: “When she flicked the instructor Vs behind his back, I knew I’d found my soulmate.
“And she fucking hates Breaking Bad! We were meant to be together.”
