Lifestyle

MET someone you sort of know while wearing a scrap of wet lycra and nothing else? You’ll hate seeing them in these other places too.

THE Covid inquiry will turn its attention to your self-love habit during lockdown next, it has announced.

HATING Christmas is going too far, even this early, but loving it as much as these psychopaths do comes close to pushing you over the line.

A TEENAGER believes his fandom of a band that was hugely popular two decades ago makes him cool and alternative.

THE unfortunate death of a local resident has provided a charity shop with an excellent selection of secondhand books, clothes and records, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has nails so long that she is completely reliant on her boyfriend to perform everyday tasks for her.

A GROUP of Americans visiting London for the first time believe nightclubs in central London will be hip and fun.

‘WHAT harm can it do?’ I asked myself. ‘It’s just a drink.’ If I knew then what I know now, I would never have taken that first fatal sip.

IF all the rumours you swallowed at school were true you'd have been living through the greatest soap opera ever. But they were all bollocks, like these.

A BEAUTIFUL 25-year-old without a hint of wrinkle or sag has decided that she will age gracefully, with no cosmetic intervention.