Lifestyle

YOU'RE definitely going to make the most of your weekend. Or you're going to pretend you are. Here are five excellent things to do this weekend that you won't.

WITH so many makes and models there are lots of ways to be a car-owning twat. But what sort of vehicular twattery is right for you? Read our guide.

A HAIRDRESSER has cut a customer's hair the way they were asked to, it has been confirmed.

SHOPPING for shoes is the best time to be a complete and utter dick, children have decided.

A MOTHER heartlessly led her adult son to believe their phone conversation would shortly be coming to an end.

WHEN you reach your 40s it’s customary to desperately cling to the idea that it’s good being old. So how are you kidding yourself?

A MAN who bought an expensive Bose surround sound system for his tiny living room is looking for new ways to spunk away his income.

A COUPLE in their late 30s are recovering at home after accidentally wandering into an Urban Outfitters.

FROM eating pasta to putting on your socks, you’ve probably been doing it wrong for years - at least according to articles like this. Here's how to correct your mistakes.

A NEW father has awoken with the ability to pack a car boot perfectly.