Lifestyle

WHAT is showing someone your record collection except a chance to prove you’re better than them? Here are some ways to really be a wanker about it.

A COUPLE who went on holiday to New York are making sure everyone knows they stayed in the ‘coolest’ area, Brooklyn.

A FRIEND has actually written a personal message on the gift bag containing her pal’s birthday present, confirming herself to be a a total arsehole.

AN artisan bakery is making middle class people behave as if it were dispensing a heroin-like substance.

A MAN has still not achieved his life’s goal of owning a ride-on lawnmower and a garden big enough to use it, he has confessed.

A MOTHER-of-two has spent every single penny she had in a single afternoon at the school’s summer fete.

MANY people have admitted they don’t wash their legs in the shower, sparking a furious Twitter ‘debate’. Here are some handy comments to help you join in.

A WOMAN who cannot afford to buy a house and fill it with children has decided to become the 'mum' of her houseplants instead.

A WOMAN has actually told her friends that climate change is fine because she has already got a tan in May.

AN extremely middle-class family are struggling to outdo themselves with ostentatious displays of middle-classness.