International

GREEK king of the gods Zeus has warned his mortal subjects that he is not up for any sort of confrontation with Angela Merkel.

THE Greek people are ready to give their final yes or no vote on an unknown issue that will decide their entire future.

THE Queen is not enjoying her visit to Germany, it has emerged.

GREEK debt talks have broken down after the country kept changing the subject to the new series of True Detective.

BEING on a ferry is f**king boring, a strike-hit British family has discovered.

GREECE leaving the euro could cause a continent-wide depression and stop Britons getting the exact beer they want on holiday, it has emerged.

GREECE is not a real place and its debts were just a dream all along, it has been agreed.

THE climbers who stripped naked at the top of Mount Kinabalu have been sentenced to four months inside its 800°C crater.

AL-QAEDA chiefs admit they have slipped well below ISIS in the world’s evil league table.

BRITAIN has been cleared to leave the EU because Brexit is perfectly usable while other countries have been permanently barred.