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Assault weapons are very handy, says US gun lobby
MILITARY-STYLE assault rifles have many practical applications for the perfectly sane, it has been claimed.
Arm teachers, say unspeakable pieces of shit
TEACHERS should be given assault rifles, America's bastard pieces of shit said last night.
Death of Twinkies could affect US holiday one-upmanship
THE demise of Twinkies could leave thousands of British holidaymakers unable to show off about having eaten them.
