TRUMP backers at the Republican national convention copied their hero by wearing bandages on their heads. What is wrong with them?
Norm Steele, pawnbroker: “They’ve confused injuries and brain injuries. Because they have brain injuries.”
Helen Archer, volleyball instructor: “If this was a film, they’d all have an implant inserted into their brains which controls them or blows them up or both. But nothing about Trump could ever be ludicrous or far-fetched.”
Steve Malley, archaeology professor: “Can we be sure they’re not experimenting with trepanation?”
Hannah Tomlinson, landlady: “Biden fans should hit back by dressing as doddery old men who can’t climb stairs or finish sentences.”
Mary Fisher, sandwich artist: “Truss was there, can we check if she saw it? It could be what finally breaks her.”
