Health
THE Omicron variant is the hot new strain of Covid sweeping the world, but what are the facts and what are their exact opposites?
IF wearing a mask is fascist government oppression, what is it meant to achieve? Here are the questions anti-maskers avoid asking.
THE advice of scientists in regard to receiving a Covid vaccination booster can be summed up as ‘just f**king get it’.
WHEN doctors prescribe fluids and rest, they mean consuming lager in a horizontal position. Not this nonsense hippies try to convince you will do a better job.
OUTRAGED NHS staff are threatening to quit after being asked to believe in the efficacy of medicine to prevent disease and illness.
A WOMAN who believes her hair will clean itself naturally is unaware that it smells disgusting.
PARANOID that everyone’s talking about you behind your back? No need to worry, they’re only whispering this...
INFECTION numbers are through the roof again, because nobody’s done any of these since Monday July 19th.
A WOMAN claiming to be tired is almost too tired to tell you how tired she is.
VACCINE sceptics are now condemning Lemsip, the popular lemon-flavoured cold and flu remedy, as government mind control.