Health

MPs must stop using the National Health Service as a political football so that it can be destroyed once and for all, it has been claimed.

WOMEN in the UK will soon have the option to give birth anally, as part of the NHS reform bill.

PEOPLE who visualise Gordon Ramsay's face while they are on the toilet can reduce their risk of bowel cancer, according to new research.

DOCTORS are to strike after the government banned their right to continually demand urine from their patients.

EXPERTS have warned the Wikipedia blackout will cause widescale brain injuries as people try to know things.

THE latest government healthy eating campaign has made UK citizens feel okay about dying soon.

A 38-YEAR-OLD male has confounded medical experts by visiting a post Office in December without getting anyone's cold.

THE risk of Norovirus means that oysters are unsuitable for anyone lacking a pair of balls, it has been claimed.

NHS hospitals could soon be staffed with doctors at weekends.

SHOWERS are taking twice as long as 20 years ago as people desperately try to scrub off the 21st century, say researchers.