Food

A DINER has demanded a restaurant 'do the right thing' and put his ironic, deconstructed burger back together again.

COOKING the right amount of pasta is notoriously difficult. Take our simple quiz to find out how much to cook to make the sadness go away.

A CELEBRITY chef's 'cheap' recipe is guessing you already have about £40 worth of ingredients, including truffle oil and leftover wagyu beef.

CHEFS have finally admitted calzone is just a normal pizza they have bollocksed up.  

A COMPANY has launched an 'anxiety flavoured' energy drink for people who want the taste of how they feel.    

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple have informed you that they got the lamb for tonight’s dinner from ‘their’ butcher.

THE looming threat of World War III has led to millions of diets being put on hold.

A COUPLE genuinely believe they will be able to quit their jobs and make a living selling an expensive ‘artisanal’ version of muesli.  

HORDES of starving KFC regulars are searching for any other food outlet that will serve them meals in a bucket.

LOYAL KFC customers have been intrigued to discover the beige blobs they were eating were actually chicken.