Environment

THE UN has officially categorised pollen as a bioweapon which it is illegal to develop, produce, stockpile or acquire.

AN inquiry into the collision of two ships in the North Sea will begin by outlining the sheer size of the North Sea, making avoidance piss-easy.

GOOD morning. Well, those tariffs that were forecast against Mexico and Canada have receded again and it should be a tariff-free day for them. But don’t relax.

YESTERDAY’S storm has left every family in the UK mourning something snatched away in high winds. What was blown away from you?

A HUGE storm is sweeping those areas of Britain which still cling to faith in a Christian deity.

PLANS to create a 3,000-acre beaver sex paradise where former prime minister Boris Johnson could roam naked and free have been shut down by Labour.

THE wonderful carpet of white blanketing the land and falling in fat flakes from the sky is all well and good until you need to walk somewhere, Britons have confirmed.