Environment

THE Royal Society for the Protection of Birds has urged Britain to ban filthy avian sex parties in the sanctity of their gardens.

THE clocks being brought forward by an hour over the weekend has resulted in daylight being ‘f**ked’, scientists have confirmed.

GAS is rising. Diesel’s already unaffordable. The time has come for me to install a 249ft wind turbine in the garden of my new build.

AN outbreak of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK.

A DISRUPTIVE man wearing the bright orange of Just Stop Oil has succeeded in shutting down oil worldwide in a victory for the group.

STORM Goretti has swept the country with snow, except in quite a few areas where not a flake fell and residents are understandably suspicious. Snow or hoax?

LONDONERS have been amazed to discover that Cornwall continues to exist when they are not visiting their second homes during the summer.

YOUNG people believe that anxiety about the effects of climate change is a plausible reason for immoderate use of recreational drugs.