FORMER prime minister Liz Truss has announced she has a petition of her own which she is sure the whole nation will want to sign. 

Truss, who also used to be an MP, has noticed the ongoing movement to replace democracy with clicks and, buoyed by its success, has a little petition of her own.

She said: “Like the general election, which I agree should be re-run and especially in the South West Norfolk constituency, it addresses a historical injustice.

“And like this current petition, it covers an area where the public were lied to, feel defrauded and want to turn back the clock to a happier time, namely September 23rd 2022.

“It would require the overturning of certain constitutional mechanisms – elections, leadership elections, all that stuffy old nonsense – but a few million signatures are sufficient. Even if a few of them are foreign or fraudulent, the will is clear.

“So what we would do is sign this, go back to then, ignore all the nonsense from the Bank of England and civil service and international markets and so on, reclaim the gaiety of life under a charismatic, fiscally daring leader, and not look back.”

She added: “If everyone could just sign. I only got nine signatures in my leaving card so think of this as making up for that.”