Celebrity

Six incredible benefits of dating a woman above the age of consent: A guide for British male celebrities

ARE you a male British entertainer? Maybe it’s time to think outside the box and date a woman you can legally have sex with - perhaps even one close to your own age? Here’s why.

Prince George 'a bloody nepo baby'

PRINCE George only got his drawing of a kingfisher into Country Life because it was edited by his father, it has emerged.

It's alright, he's basking in God's forgiveness

MINOR issues like earthy incarceration are as nothing to a committed Christian who knows the infinite mercy of our benevolent Lord, the public has been assured.

How to turn any occasion into a race riot, with Tommy Robinson

HEY there, Tommy Robinson here, not sentenced yet. This weekend I attended a boxing match in Ireland which I turned into a race riot. And you can too! Follow these rules.

How to have a bullshit career in fashion like Kanye and the rest

THIS week Kanye West held his own fashion show in LA, and all the celebs supposedly design clothes these days. They've got no training in it, so why not have a go yourself? Here’s how.

Six excellent replacements for World of David Walliams

ALTON Towers has closed down its World of David Walliams attraction, who knows why. Which of these celebs could inspire its replacement?

Martha Stewart, and six other US stars who do not translate

MARTHA Stewart is in the news, and once again Britons are unable to fathom why because she has no equivalent in the UK. These also failed to cross the Atlantic.

Tragic: Sir Patrick Stewart will never know who won Traitors

SIR Patrick Stewart's passing is all the more heartbreaking because he will never find out if Maya murdered Michael Sheen.