Celebrity

Are you in danger of getting a series of begging emails from Fergie?

SARAH Ferguson needs stuff and is not afraid to repeatedly hassle anyone in a better position than her for help. Are you at risk of being her next target?

Fergie: 'I serially ripped off a sex-trafficking monster. I'm a hero'

THE former Duchess of York has requested her nation reward her for all the money she took from Jeffery Epstein on false pretences.

I was practicing my CPR, says Andrew

ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor has clarified the context of the supposedly compromising photo of him that was released over the weekend.

We ask you: Who will be the next celebrity to turn to Trump?

NICKI Minaj has become president Trump’s ‘number one fan’ after he gave her a gold card visa. Which celebrity will be next to embrace his decrepit reign?

Katie Price's foolproof guide to vetting a new husband

GETTING married is a f**king nightmare. My new fella Lee is perfect in every way, but I’ve tied the knot with some wrong ‘uns in the past. Here’s what to look out for.

Podcast hosted by Harry and Brooklyn grimly inevitable

A PODCAST about the burdens of fame hosted by Prince Harry and Brooklyn Beckham is now an unfortunate certainty.

Beckham drama really punching considering rest of news cycle

BROOKLYN Beckham’s Instagram story is grabbing much more attention than it deserves when the ongoing collapse of the world is taken into account.

Kim Wilde, and other pop stars who'd make a lovely mum

THE Beckham feud reveals having Victoria as a mother isn’t all easy, even when she doesn’t sing. These pop star mothers would be infinitely preferable.

How to voice your wife's complaints as if they were your own, with Brooklyn Peltz Beckham

LIKE many men, I am expert in hearing what my wife says and later, without consultation, voicing all her views as if they were always and forever mine own. Here’s how.