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Harry and Meghan move into Sunderland 'forever home'

Six excellent replacements for World of David Walliams

ALTON Towers has closed down its World of David Walliams attraction, who knows why. Which of these celebs could inspire its replacement?

Martha Stewart, and six other US stars who do not translate

MARTHA Stewart is in the news, and once again Britons are unable to fathom why because she has no equivalent in the UK. These also failed to cross the Atlantic.

Tragic: Sir Patrick Stewart will never know who won Traitors

SIR Patrick Stewart's passing is all the more heartbreaking because he will never find out if Maya murdered Michael Sheen.

Can we honestly say Meghan is not to blame for her father? By the Daily Mail

THE allegations about Meghan Markle’s estranged father are disgusting, and obviously no sane person would hold her responsible in any way. But is that true?

Seven good reasons we need to stop making sportspeople knights

PRINCE William has said he enjoyed knighting rugby star Kevin Sinfield, but should we really keep pretending sportspersons are historical horse warriors? Here’s why not.

Royals to follow well-worn 'dealing with nonce allegations' protocol

FOLLOWING allegations about Meghan Markle’s father, the Royal family is to follow its tried and tested nonce protocol.

'I really miss my son I did not have to send away to Eton but chose to'

Yeah I'm not sure what the f**king thick bald prick's problem is, says Harry

PRINCE Harry has confessed his inability to understand what his petty shithead brother and his droopy impotent dick’s issues with him are.

No-one has ever talked about fanny hammers until me, now. By Lily Allen

YES, I am flogging my own signature range of sex toys. And this is a feminist event because society was too repressed to talk about mechanical knob substitutes until me.