Celebrity

SIR Patrick Stewart's passing is all the more heartbreaking because he will never find out if Maya murdered Michael Sheen.

THE allegations about Meghan Markle’s estranged father are disgusting, and obviously no sane person would hold her responsible in any way. But is that true?

PRINCE William has said he enjoyed knighting rugby star Kevin Sinfield, but should we really keep pretending sportspersons are historical horse warriors? Here’s why not.

FOLLOWING allegations about Meghan Markle’s father, the Royal family is to follow its tried and tested nonce protocol.

PRINCE Harry has confessed his inability to understand what his petty shithead brother and his droopy impotent dick’s issues with him are.

YES, I am flogging my own signature range of sex toys. And this is a feminist event because society was too repressed to talk about mechanical knob substitutes until me.

THE diamond-studded bra worn by Kylie Jenner at a Victoria’s Secret show has been criticised by men for hiding her breasts from view.

A WOMAN is mortified to have to tell everyone she knows that she is attracted to a tall, charming, famous man, it has emerged.