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We ask you: was £72 million for the King’s coronation value for money?

THE coronation of King Charles III, a marvellous occasion that was on the television for a whole day, cost taxpayers £72,000,000. Worth it?

Farmers' protest led by most inherently unsympathetic figurehead possible

YESTERDAY’S inheritance tax protest by farmers was led by a multi-millionaire who has spent the last two decades pissing off everyone he can.

Ed Sheeran disbands Gingers for Africa

We don't give a f**k about your childhood, celebrities publishing memoirs advised

CELEBRITIES publishing memoirs for the Christmas market have been advised nobody gives a shit what happened to them before age 16, minimum.

King gets even older in widely-criticised move

KING Charles has aged a further year despite his already advanced age, with critics of the Palace calling it ‘yet another unforced error’.

Launching a hot sauce, and other half-arsed celebrity cash grabs

FAMOUS? Been offered money to slap your name on something and said yes even though you’re already rich? These are seven common cash-ins.

'I checked with God and he said it was alright' explains Welby

Leonardo DiCaprio turns two Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends years old

ACTOR Leonardo DiCaprio today celebrates reaching the age of two of his girlfriends’ upper age limit. 

My year has been so hard it's been almost like one of yours, says William

THE Prince of Wales has confessed that his 2024 has been so difficult it has almost hit the level of an ordinary Briton’s year.

Seven twats who wanked on about being cancelled but are strangely still around

REMEMBER when every dodgy bastard in the UK was screeching about being cancelled? Considering they’ve been ruthlessly silenced by the forces of woke, these individuals are still strangely vocal.