Celebrity
PRINCE Harry and King Charles have agreed to hold a peace summit, but disagreements remain over minor points like his marriage. Can they find an understanding?
GREGG Wallace has been protesting that he has autism, so it must be a rare type that makes you sexually harass people. If you’re concerned you might be affected, here is a checklist of symptoms.
GERI Halliwell has looked at her household finances after her husband’s sacking, faced facts and defeatedly put in calls to the other Spice Girls.
LEERING cockney Gregg Wallace has been sacked after a round 50 allegations of inappropriate behaviour. But leaving key questions unanswered...
IN A glaring reference to her glamorous sister-in-law’s signature style, Meghan Markle has embarrassed herself by wearing shoes on her feet.
AMANDA Holden has treated an incurious world to pictures of her 54-year-old arse, and adults everywhere are glad they’re not her nepo babies. Having these as parents must be hell.
MEGHAN has relaunched her shopping site, with new products and even more twee bullshit. Here she explains how she’d make your supermarket staples more poncey.
ORLANDO Bloom got new blood while Katy Perry was in space, and now they’re over, basically just like your mates Steve and Becky. Despite involving celebrities, these splits are relatable:
LUCKY and soon-to-be blissfully happy Elizabeth Barker has married Laurence Fox, but such a unique individual as her husband requires unique treatment. She should follow this marital advice:
