Business

A GATHERING of workers to generate business ideas only produced dark and twisted visions, it has emerged.

THE election of Donald Trump has sent bitcoin soaring, so there has never been a better time to invest. But what exactly is bitcoin, and why should you spend your life savings on it?

RAIL company bosses are wondering how to spend the rest of their meeting after instantly agreeing to hike prices.

BRITAIN has confirmed it is knocking off because it is now Christmas.

WETHERSPOON customers are demanding that the pub chain opens its doors at five in the morning.

ANYTHING ‘limited edition’, whether a sports car or a Snickers, attracts the high-spending twat demographic like moths to a flame, marketers have confirmed.

THE price of homes for first-time buyers has gone up by exactly what they are set to save after yesterday’s cut in stamp duty.

THE UK’s shops are already a complete f**king nightmare and retailers have confirmed they will remain that way until Christmas.

THE John Lewis monster devoured five child actors during the filming of the store’s Christmas advert, a behind-the-scenes special revealed.

MARY Portas has been filmed desperately attempting to resuscitate a dying branch of Warren James jewellers in Margate high street.