Business

DENTISTS and serial killers have named Audis their favourite car for the eleventh year running.

THE government has hailed the lack of any gender pay gap for unpaid interns as a ‘triumph for equality’.

FACEBOOK users always had a sneaking suspicion that it would one day destroy them, they have confirmed.

FACEBOOK assumed it was common knowledge that they sold users’ personal information to the highest bidder, Mark Zuckerberg has confirmed.

BELIEVERS in the correct use of English are delighted that the grammatically-baffling shop Toys R Us is closing its doors forever.

A MIDDLE-CLASS man paying cash for building work feels as if he has joined the Mafia, he has confessed.

A MAN who asked a f**king question at the end of a meeting is now the most hated person in the room.  

THEY’RE carefully put away in every loft, garage and storage unit in the country in the belief that one day they’ll be listed on eBay and will realise huge amounts of cash. Well, they won’t.

A MAN has got to the top of the corporate ladder by saying things that sound insightful but are ultimately vague, meaningless bullshit, it has emerged.

A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl’s joy at playing in the snow was overshadowed by her fears of the impact the weather was having on the UK economy.