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Train companies informed that passengers may wish to travel on weekends

RAIL operators are horrified to learn the unreasonable, demanding f**kers who call themselves ‘passengers’ expect to use their services at weekends.

Our simple yet paradoxical cabin bag rules it is impossible to follow, by EasyJet

THERE has been some deliberately engendered confusion about allowances for cabin bags on our flights. Here are the simple, contradictory rules passengers must follow.

Is water overrated? A sponsored article by South East Water

WATER. Clean, potable, boring water. Is it really everything it’s made out to be, or is it an optional luxury we don’t honestly need?

M&S offers glimpse of middle-class hell

A VISIT to M&S has given a woman a glimpse of what her particular circle of hell, where everyone is middle class, will be like.

We ask you: Where are you hiding your secret cannabis farm?

THE managers of a £3.5m cannabis farm in rural Wales have been busted for being indiscreet. Where have you set up yours so the police will never suspect?

Retailers launch F**k You, We're Jacking The Price Right Up Tuesday

AFTER Black Friday and Cyber Monday, today sees the launch of a new retail event where prices are brought right back up to meet Q4 profit targets.

UK's traditional travelling milkshake salesmen dreading budget

MEMBERS of the country’s proud travelling milkshake trading community are not looking forward to today’s budget announcements, they have confirmed.